
With my 34-week pregnant wife, and recently flu-diagnosed 5-year old girl, my family and I packed the car early this morning for Pennsylvania. We had planned to leave last night, but my wife had worked a full day, Zoe needed to rest, and well, we made an executive decision to stay put for the evening. This was a good call since all of us feel asleep before 8 pm last night. Honestly, we were going to stay put and not go at all, and since this was what the doctor had suggested. Plus, we didn't want to risk getting anyone sick, especially my sister's new baby. But, Zoe seemed fine last night. Yesterday, during the day, she challenged me to a race to the top of are neighborhood hill. She never coughed or complained of feeling bad all day. Also, my sister and brother-in-law called me and asked us to come. They said they would take precautions with the kids, and felt it was important for everyone to be together today.
All of us were excited to see my family. My sister has a new baby, which we haven't seen, as well as her little boy who is 4. My brother traveled with his dog, Jack, and was helping my father and step-mother prepare today's feast. I was looking forward to Jeremy's corn bread stuffing, cranberries, and of course sweet potatoes and turkey. Jeremy and I were also going to run in the local thanksgiving Turkey 5K trot. This was a special day for us because my dad invited my mother to come to the house as well. My parents have been divorced for over 20 years, and well, the holidays are always so hectic because you have to go from house to house and you never really get time to enjoy where you are. So this year the whole family was going to be together. This hasn't happened in a long long time.
I rolled out of bed at 6 am with the idea that I was going to go run a few laps around the block. I hate traveling in the car for so long. I just feel plain lazy. But, my wife had also rolled out of the bed and I figured it was better to start packing and hit the road since it was going to be at least a 6 or 7 hour drive.
Let me flash back to a few years ago on Thanksgiving eve. We drove from NC to PA on Wednesday night and it took 10 hours with traffic. And, again, Zoe was sick and puked 4 times on the way there. Ok, back to the present. Car was ready to go by 8 am. We didn't have breakfast, so we hit up Starbucks for some coffee, muffins, sandwiches, and a bathroom break. Notice I did not say I had given Zoe her medicine yet. Figured it was best to get some food in her stomach first. So before we received our food, I took Zoe into the restroom, and gave to her, her grape-flavored Tamaflu medicine, then we got back in the car
(MISTAKE #1).
Now, I'm a dietitian, and also a parent. My wife has more common sense then anyone that I know. She cause it deductive reasoning, and feels I have a lack of it. Zoe always gets the Organic Horizon Chocolate Milk at Starbucks. She loves it. But if you know anything about being sick with a lot of congestion, taking medicine, and just ingesting milk products when you are sick, it is not a winning combination. It is more like having T.O. on your football team. The milk is good for you, but just not in this case.
Ok, back on the road. I text my mom and brother, to say we are on our way. And before you know it, I hear Zoe say, "Mommy" and she projectiles her milk all over herself, the car seat, and on the floor of my wife's new company car. Definitely, not the air freshener you want in the car. At this point, Zoe is crying, we pull over to clean her up, and I'm like, "Um, ok I think we should go back home." Now, my wife and I both say pretty much at the same time, "Why did we give her milk?"
(MISTAKE # 2). Anyways, we decided that's why she was sick, Zoe says she wants to continue, so we do. 45-minutes into the trip, just into VA, there's a Sheetz. We stop there to clean Zoe and the Car. I get Zoe some mouthwash, materials to clean the car, and my wife is the the restroom with Zoe. Well, Zoe does it again in the bathroom, so we decided its best we turn back home, but this time with plastic bag in hand just in case she starts up again.
Well, Zoe starts at it again, and we are still about 30-minutes away from our house. I've already called my family and told them we weren't coming this year, but they understood. Disappointed, but it was for the best. Poor little Zoe, seems like every time we go to PA she gets sick. Did you forget about the Starbucks coffees? Out of no where my wife screams and spits out a, I swear to you, a dead pincher bug. Somehow, it was in her coffee, or it just so happened to crawl into her cup from the car. OMG!! What else could go wrong today. The first thing that comes to my mind is, "Dude, should we sue Starbucks for a million dollars? I could pay off my college loans and open my new gym this way!!" "No, that's just selfish." But i did take a picture of it. That's the one you are looking at on this blog.
Anyways, we are home now. I've unpacked the car. Zoe is in bed watching Disney Channel and eating peanut butter crackers and sipping a diet coke. Its Thanksgiving. We do not have a backup plan for turkey. Shannon's mom offered to bring us a plate back from their families shindig, but man, its always casseroles and heavily buttered mac n cheese. But you know what, that's fantastic that she offered to do that for us. We've called our friends who are cooking for 25 people today, to see if they would offer to give us a plate, because this woman prepares some of the, if not the best, Turkey day feast I have ever had. But, she didn't get the hint. So what are we to do?
I start looking for catering companies, but really, orders had to be in days ago, and who the heck is open right now? My wife offers to go to local stores to see what we can get. She found sweet potatoes, cranberry relish at the Fresh Market, and a Turkey at Lowe's, that we just have to heat up. My wife is awesome. Pregnant and all, she wants to make her family happy. Me I stayed home with Zoe, and called Starbucks. Dude, just wanted me to come back in, so we he could comp the drinks. Dude really, I could have blasted this picture all of the Internet and sued for Millions. I just told him to check the cups, just in case other people get a bug in their mocha and get pissed.
Its only 11:39 am, and Thanksgiving has been an adventure. But, let me reflect on what this day signifies to me. My family is important to me. Tell them you love them, and be thankful for them. I love my wife, my little girl, and appreciate all that my wife does for our family. Next, I love that stores are still open on Thanksgiving, to help out people like us and others who wait until the last minute to prepare meals. Next, I still love coffee, especially Starbucks, but really dude, you just wanted to give me a free coffee. My wife is pregnant. What if she was driving, and freaked out so much she swerved into another car. Man, man, man, man. Not to be negative or anything. I'm thankful that I was driving, and I'll have all of these memories for the rest of my life. And for the individuals who are overseas serving our country. Their families are missing them today.
Oh and to be more negative, I'm a Detroit Lions fan. I can't remember the last time they won a Thanksgiving game. But, I'm thankful, the NFL still lets them play on Turkey day. I hope Dante can get the Soul Train Rolling today (His touchdown celebrations). It's awesome.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.